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50 Ways To Fail Online

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1

Don?t network at all.

2

Use email swipes EVERY TIME.

3

Ignore video marketing.

4

Don?t build a list.

5

ONLY be in it for the money.

6

Check your email often.

7

Read 50,000 books without implementing shit.

8

Don?t niche it down.

9

Drop your affiliate links into a Facebook group as soon as you get in.

10

Forget about value, focus on just quantity.

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Copywriting is overrated, just do good enough.

12

Don?t ask questions.

13

Ignore your EXISTING customers.

14

Trust is overrated, start sending people to offers whether you?ve built up trust with them or not.

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15

Ignore Facebook marketing, people are only there to make friends.

16

The money is NOT in the list, so don?t worry about building one.

17

SEO is the most important thing in the world.

18

Social media marketing is just a ?fad?.

19

Investing is optional, only invest in FREE methods.

20

Buy products, implement just a little. If it doesn?t work, buy something else related. Then rinse & repeat.

21

Don?t show your face.

22

Use robotic voices in your sales letters.

23

Reciprocate offers blindly, besides...they did you a favor right?

24

Cater to every one of your customer?s needs.

25

Don?t worry about having a good headline.

26

Focus on perfection before launching a product.

27

Don?t launch products, just focus on affiliate marketing.

28

$7 WSOs are the only way to go.

29

Jv Zoo, Warrior Plus, and Click Bank are the only way to go.

30

Keep all of your money in your PayPal account.

31

Don?t get a coach.

32

Get a coach but don?t do your homework on them.

33

Don?t create everyday.

34

Don?t focus on public speaking.

35

ONLY use solo ads to build your list.

36

Learn linearly, not holistically.

37

Good grammerr is overated.

38

Good grammar is EVERYTHING.

39

Join 3,000 FB groups.

40

Friend everyone that friends you on FB.

41

Let anyone into your Facebook group.

42

Don?t re-purpose information you?ve already created.

43

Don?t update existing products to make them better.

44

Don?t create assets as often as you can.

45

Spam JV Facebook groups whenever you launch. People LOVE this.

46

Don?t workout , body & mind connection? Give me a f**kin? break!

47

Get into Facebook wars with people, they?re productive.

48

You have to be everywhere, ignore what?s working the best.

49

You only have to be in one place. Make sure and put all your internet marketing eggs in that basket. What could possibly change?

50

Ignore your significant other, this is much more IMPORTANT.

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51

Never over-deliver, you don't wanna set the bar too high.

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52

Don't use humor.

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53

Don't use irony.

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54

Don't use scarcity.

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55

Don't mix it up, make sure people know what they'll get EVERY TIME.

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56

Mix it up and confuse the sh*t out of your leads & customers.

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57

Don't add to this list, it's stupid.

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58

DON'T take this with a grain of salt, this is SUPER cereal.

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Thanks for checking out this lil' checklist on how to fall flat on your face with internet marketing. If you have any additional can't-win strategies to add, feel free to comment below!

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