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4 Free Tools That Can Help You Make More Sales Online!

4 Free Tools That Can Help You Make More Sales Online!

Welcome to the ugliest blog post in the history of blog-dom.


Uncle Phil here and I?d like to show you 4 free tools that can help you make more sales.

So let?s do just that.


#1 Video Speed Controller

Now you may be asking yourself:

?Hey handsome…how the hell is something that speeds up HTML5 video gonna help me make more money??

Well first of all thank you sheesh.

B. Let?s say you have some training that you?re looking to implement OR you have some software that is gonna help you make some affiliate or vendor sales in some way.

I don’t have to tell you that the most precious friggin? commodity we have is our time (but I’m doing it anyways apparently).

This Google Chrome extension helps you speed videos up to 4X.

Now I know you can 2X YouTube videos…but maybe you just want 1.8 or something like that. With this tool you?re not limited to going up or down by increments of .5X ūüėČ

I usually end up going between 2.5x – 3.0X depending on whether someone is a fast talker or if they?re the next coming of Ben Stein.

#2 Loom

Let me tell you something.

I friggin? LOVE Loom.

And I love lamp (tee hee).

Now Loom is a Screen Capturing Tool that you can use to make a quick videos that you can either download and put wherever you want (YouTube, your own self-hosted videos platform, whatever).

OR you can wait the short amount of time it takes for the video to render (basically, there?s a small delay before the video is able to be seen then shared, but it?s usually like 10X faster than YouTube or Screencastomatic).

You can record JUST yourself or just your screen.

Oh and one last thing is that you can even add nice, sexy/clickable videos to your emails.

Just download it trust me!

It?s fantastic.

#3 Social Video Downloader

Now this Google Chrome extension has gone through some different names and it will probably change in the future, but for now it?s da shit.

So this allows you to download Facebook videos with just one click.

BEFORE you start getting any bad ideas lol?

I want you to use this for YOUR own videos OR if you’re like me and see some good training video…

Download it with this and watch it later without the need of an internet connection.

Of course, you can download your own videos and repurpose them for YouTube, Vimeo or whatever other video platform you want to use.

There are other ways to do this but this is the best one that I found and you can do this really quickly.

#4 VidIQ

Now this Google Chrome extension is  specifically for YouTubers.

Basically this tool allows you to check out  some really cool stats other video that are already performing well.

You’ll find out about keywords that your competition is using to rank, how many social media shares they have, what SEO tricks you can use to rank better and a couple other things.

I love this because I’m kind of an SEO idiot and I don’t have to think too much about what I need to do to rank my videos.

I have a few videos that are number one overall.

Check out this one video I have that has over 65,000 views.


#5 Free Funnels

Alright guys get ready to buy a timeshare.

Hee hee, just kitten.

So I want to tell you about how to get started with this whole internet marketing thing for free.

Now the funny thing is that I’m mentioning a paid product and yes I will make money off of it if you buy it through me.

Listen if you’re already working on something and you seen some good results?

Or you?re laser-focused on making whatever it is?

Then just disregard this since it’s not for you.

However, maybe you’re one of these people that have been trying to get into this internet marketing game but you can’t afford all the bells and whistles that these ?gurus? or ¬†even mid-level marketers use?

Well then…I’m talking to you.

I want you to take a look at my buddy Kam?s Free Funnels course.

It?s a great way to break into the internet marketing realm with the sword of a thousand truths at your hand so you can slay the self-doubt, shiny object syndrome and whatever other distraction scorpions that come along your way.

Oh and they’ll be there trust me, I speak from first-hand experience.

I hope you’ve enjoyed ¬†this short but powerful list of tools that can help you make money online (and save time).

That’s all I have for you today…

Thank you so much for reading/scanning my post here ūüėČ

~ Uncle Phil

P.S. I know these ain’t the only good free tools out there, but they’re some of my favorites and I use them quite often. Please Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments below!

Free Funnels Review


Free Funnels Review

“Invest in traffic they said.”¬†

“Get Click Funnels they said.”

“You need a autoresponder¬†they said.”¬†

“Man…they said a lot of shit that costs a pretty penny and I ain’t making jack squat yet!”

Is more like it lol.

So I started this whole “internet marketing thang” like a chicken wing on a string back in 2014, read about that here.

I sure as hell didn’t know what the crap I was doing right away so I damn sure didn’t make any money when I first started.

Here’s the “Real Deal Holyfield” of the situation:¬†

You’re a newbie (or a struggling marketer).

You don’t have funds to pay for the tools marketers are telling you to buy (because you just ABSOLUTELY NEED THEM)…

Let me put this lightly.


You don’t really need to start buying all these tools to get started.

I want you to take a quick look at my boy Kam’s Free Funnels in this video, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Thanks for picking up what I’m throwing down here, if you want a little more in-depth look at Free Funnels, watch the video at the top of this page amigo/amiga ūüėČ

~Uncle Phil

Affiliate Command 2017 Review

Affiliate Command 2017 Review

Affiliate Command 2017 Review

The Affiliate Command 2017 is a total scam, so let me tell you about the Wealthy Affiliate?

Bahaha just kitten, I hate that crap myself.

Today I?m going to be doing a review of Kam Jennings a.k.a. Zero Fatz, a.k.a. Kam Fatz?s flagship course.

So let?s cut the bullshit and get this mofo going eh?

**URGENT UPDATE: I’ve added some custom-made bonuses for anyone that picks up the main front end course through my link. Click here to see them.**

So…who the crap is this Kam Jennings and why should I care?


Well Kam is an internet marketer that?s built up a following of 15,000 YouTube subscribers, 4,000 email subscribers and 3,000 Facebook friends.

He used to be big on selling physical products on Amazon some years back (he may still sell some from time to time) and then he migrated towards selling digital products.

Below is an interview (mind you there is some profanity here) I did with Kam the other night where we were supposed to be talking about the Affiliate Command 2017 (the new and improved version, last one came out in 2015), but we ended up just BS-ing about marketing for the most part lol. There are some golden IM nuggets in there though.

What in the wild, wild world of sports is included in Affiliate Command?


**FUNNEL BREAKDOWN: For people that can?t afford or just don?t agree with paying $197 for this course…there?s a lite version of the Affiliate Command for $9.97 with an upsell of $47 for the 11-week group coaching package, and then a downsell of $4.97 (a cheat sheet kinda thingy here) for anyone that can?t or won?t get the $9.97 lite version.**

The Affiliate Command 2017 is an 11 module course filled with 100 training videos. It cost $197 for the main front end course.

But really there?s more than that, so I?ll just name the sections and elaborate a little more on them when necessary (alternatively, you could just watch my overview video below).

  • Processing days (9 videos): Basically you start here, this is the set up/technical side of things that you need to do before taking on any of the following modules. Kam is actually setting this stuff up with you in the Mandela Effect niche.
  • Week 1 Blogging (12 videos): Kam includes a WordPress plugin here that you can use to quickly generate legal pages for your blog.
  • Week 2 Facebook (12 videos)
  • Week 3 YouTube (13 videos)
  • Week 4 Email marketing (12 videos): Kam includes a link to one of his other WSOs here called Offer Kings: ?10 Ways To Re-frame Any Affiliate Offer And Maximize Profits? to help you make more affiliate sales with your email marketing.
  • Week 5 Product Launch Camp Phase 1 (7 PDFS): Access to Kam?s $1,000 coaching program consists of PDFs that show you exactly what to do to launch a product successfully. This week only covers day 1-7 because this is a 30-day camp.
  • Week 6 Product Launch Camp Phase 2 (7 PDFS): Days 8-14.
  • Week 7 Product Launch Camp Phase 3 (7 PDFS): Days 15-21.
  • Week 8 Product Launch Camp Phase 4 (9 PDFS): Days 22-30.
  • Week 9 Paid advertising (18 videos): Facebook advertising & Solo ads. Also there?s 3 case study videos that Kam did with NeoBux, some experimenting he was doing with a course called 8 Minute Profits.
  • Week 10 Affiliate marketing (14 videos)
  • Week 11 Membership sites (3 videos): Kam gives you access to his WSO called Membership Dons.
  • Wrapping up (1 video): Also, you get access to the Affiliate Command Facebook group. Kam says you don?t graduate this course UNTIL you?ve made at least $100 from this course.
  • Live group coaching/Q&A sessions: 11 weeks worth, FB live videos (so 11 videos) that will be added to the membership area.



Still here?

Nice, so the first thing is the techie stuff.

Techie stuff

One BIG pro for the Affiliate Command 2017 is that this is a course that teaches newbies to advanced marketers how to make money online.

That sounds super friggin? generic, but then you hear of other courses that claim to do the same?

BUT then there?s a crap ton of technical mumbo jumbo that newbies (and even intermediate to advanced marketers) can, better yet WILL get confused/stuck on unless they?ve had that kinda technical experience in the past.

That?s a HUGE issue! I know this personally because I got high-ticket coaching back in 2015 from Alex Jeffreys and I got stuck on just that.

See when you purchase high-ticket coaching like that, it?s a little harder to get personalized attention when your coach only meets with you once a week, has a lot of students and isn?t doing the technical crap himself.

This is a hot button for me because you?re told to outsource this stuff and don?t always get someone to tell you the technical details.

Worse…you can?t afford to outsource it because you just spent most¬†yo? damn money on coaching!

Now I?m not really trying to knock homeboy?s coaching, but I don?t think high-ticket coaching from a ?guru? will usually work for a complete newbie…heck even a little more advanced marketer.

Kam’s product has step-by-step instructions on how to do it, in fact he’s doing the same thing along with you while setting up a blog, FB profile, YouTube channel, etc. in the Mandela Effect niche.

Same Coaching I Got For Less Money

So back in 2016 I got coaching from Kam.

At the time I paid $497 for his 30-day product launching coaching, it was usually $997 and I got in on the last day he was running a promo on it.

I launched my first big product with affiliates and all  called Lethal Affiliate Weapon in 2016 and made 88 sales to date.

You?re getting the same coaching I got for less money even when the price of the Affiliate Command 2017 goes up to $397 on May 29th 2017.

This is just a couple of the modules in there and they?re damn well worth it.

Oh and I should mention that you also get 11-weeks of group coaching so if anything this is even bigger and badder than the coaching I received.

1080P Videos

This is gonna seem really petty at first lol, but do you know what really grinds my gears?

When mofos have low-quality 480p (sometimes even lower) over-the-shoulder videos to show stuff they?re doing on a computer.

I?ve seen this in the past with courses I?ve bought and it drives me B-A-N-A-N-A-S because that shit?s blurry as hell and I feel like I?m trying to decipher the Da Vinci code trying to see EXACTLY what they?re doing.

Well Kam?s 100+ videos are shot in 1080P, this is a big issue when you?re gonna be showing people how to set up a buncha stuff.



I hate that there aren?t really many cons to this product because it makes my review seem a lot more like an ass-kissing fest.

I?ve done my best to produce some cons for ya partna, but there really are just 2 big ones.


I personally think this course is absolutely worth it and I feel lucky as a sheeeeeat that I get review access to this kinda stuff that others have to pay for.

But I know we live in the $7 digital product era so I think this will be the biggest con for people whether they either can?t afford it or are just really skeptical about anything selling for $197 on Warrior Plus.

Mindmap/Cheat Sheet/PDF?

Now this may be asking a lot lol, but there is A LOT of frickin? information in the Affiliate Command 2017 and it?s all in video format for the most part.

With that being said, it would help to have a downloadable ebook, mind map or cheat sheet kinda dealio for the modules (aside from the ones in Product Launch Camp).

I know some people prefer something that they can implement quickly so maybe something quickly scannable (if that?s a word lol) would be better for people that are a little more advanced, have already looked through the product, etc.

Basically, a quick point of reference could help people looking to get to a specific part of the training so that may be a con to some people.

I know that some of this stuff is included in the downsells…so maybe Kam could?ve included them in the main course?

I don?t think that?s too crazy to ask for.

Alrighty-o, looks like we?re close to the end.

Let?s Wrap This Sh*t Up


Alright kiddos, so I hope that I?ve helped you get a better idea of what Kam Jennings? Affiliate Command 2017 is all aboot.

Oops went all Canadian on you there eh?

Tee hee.

Anyhoo, you gets what I mean here. This is a very good course on internet marketing from a dude that?s in the trenches himself it?s crazy how much content I see ol? Kam coming out with on the regular so I know he knows his stuff.

With that being said, if you?d like to learn more about the Affiliate Command 2017 (I bought the 2015 version back in da day) just click on the orange button below¬†and you?ll go directly to the sales page which is basically a webinar on Kam’s business model.

Thanks for reading/scanning my blog post, I hope this has helped you get a more informed look at Kam’s flagship course.

Catch you on the flip side amgio.

Your buddy ol? pal,

~ Uncle Phil Lopez

P.S. I’ve added some custom-made limited time bonus for anyone that buys through my link, click here to see that.

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Jim Mack Interview: Offline Consulting Confidential

You know when it comes to this whole marketing thang you can kinda spin your wheels trying to learn Facebook ads, solo ads and all this other crap that can take you a lot of time.

And if you’re like me and aren’t that techie or maybe you’re just (I hate to admit this) a slow learner some times then you just give up on some things half way (or less) through and end up with half-assed results.¬†

Well today I interviewed Jim Mack who recently came out with Offline Consulting Confidential, a product centered around offering social media, SEO and other web services to auto repair shops near you.

Honestly, I think you could do this with shops around the globe because they’re everywhere and…it’s kind of a neglected niche but very¬†profitable as you’ll see.¬†

This interview was super fun and I know you’ll get some golden nuggets of marketing info watching it!

Thanks for watching.

~ Uncle Phil

P.S. Please comment and share the video if you enjoyed it.

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I Tried Shrooms And This Happened

I Tried Shrooms And This Happened

I Tried Shrooms And This Happened

?You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. ‘Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years were rrreal fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few tunes.? ~ Bill Hicks

You know I?ve done my fair share of drugs in the past.

No needles, FUCK THAT.

But a fair share nonetheless.

I want to tell you about the first time I tried mushrooms and what I experienced. (WARNING: If you?re on drugs right now, DO NOT READ THIS as it may fuck up your high lol).

So let?s continue on shall we?

Date: New Year?s Eve 2009 I believe lol.

Place: My friend?s (we?ll just use Bob?s house to keep him anonymous).

I wanted to do just about anything to escape the fact that I?d just had a big breakup AND the fact that the person I was with was attending a New Years party with someone and I wasn?t.

Well at least not a person that I was gonna be kissing (or more) later on.

Now twas New Year?s Eve so naturally?

I wanted to party like I?ve never partied before and forget about ?feelings? and such.

Weed and alcohol WAS NOT gonna cut it.

So my buddy got some shrooms and my roommate (we?ll call him Marley, he he he Bob & Marley) my buddy Bob and this other dude that looked like Jesus Christ (I shitteth thee notteth) all ate some shrooms.

I ate about a gram I think it was.

Boy?I didn?t know what I was in for.

“Dear God…this parachute is a knapsack!”

It started off fucking awesome. Uncle Phil here was tripping? BALLS.

If you?ve never done shrooms before let me tell you this:



I was absolutely enthralled by this thing called a television.

Also, I remember the song ?No Quarter? being played in the background (that was real), the Tool rendition (which fucking rocks BTW).

AND I remember seeing a Pink Floyd CD sitting on a lil’ table next to me.

This is how crazy this shit skewed my grasp on reality.

Somehow I combined all three of these things and I saw an infomercial on TV where someone was selling me a Pink Floyd CD series where they were playing Zepellin songs.

I was like ?But this ain?t a Floyd song?? and was confused as fuck.

We?ll fast forward to a little later, I?m getting into a little bit of paranoid mode (in other words, the ?I?m tripping so hard it?s becoming scary” mode).

I go to my friend (we?ll call her Janet) who tries to bring me down.

She brings an hour glass, turns it over and then someone starts drumming on the coffee table while I sit on the sofa.

To me this was totally amaze-balls and ol? Uncle Phil here starts feeling great again?

And then it happened.

The Jesus guy started it

So the Jesus Christ guy is apparently trippin? balls too (no surprise), except he had the novel idea of digging through the trash.

Well, this numb nuts came across a bottle and cut his hand.

So here?s what trippin? balls Phil sees:

A dude that looks like Jesus Christ with a cut hand (the palm of it BTW).

So of course I?m thinking of some crazy Stigmata creepy shit.

And then…that?s when the walls started melting.

Everyone turned into a demon, better yet a person with demonic eyes and they were all ?out to get me? in some way.

Scary as fuck holmes.

Coming Down

I don?t know how long this went on, but thank goodness for my friend Janet who gave me milk (I guess that?s supposed to help?it kinda did) and calmed me down.

Well, my buddy Bob?s wife (we?ll call her LaFawnduh bahaha) took me to the room and helped me calm down more and helped me wash my face.

I Tried Shrooms And This Happened - Lawfawnduh

And here?s where it got worse.

I get kicked out of the party

I was so grateful that LaFawnduh was helping me.

She had an aura (not kidding) around her like a fucking angel.

And?I tried to kiss her in my drugged up stupor.

She was very nice about it because she knew I was tripping? nuts, but my buddy Bob found out and we basically got kicked out (My buddy Marley and I that is, he was NOT pleased to be kicked out).


While I think that drugs have brought us some good things (music and other talents wise)…

They have also made people do some really stupid shit that they wouldn?t normally do. 

TL/DR Version:

8 years ago I did shrooms for the first time after a bad breakup, had a bad trip, calmed down but tried to kiss my buddy?s wife in my drugged up stupor and got kicked out of a New Year?s Eve party.


Moral of the story

I?m not gonna sit here and tell you not to do drugs.

You?re probably gonna do them anyways and me telling you not to ain?t gonna do dick.

So here?s my advice on this:

Don?t do anything with needles. You can get a life-long virus or something worse from a bad needle or leave track marks that will fuck up your chance of getting a job.

If you?re gonna do anything in excess, just do pot.

It?s the lesser of the evils.


When experimenting with drugs that make you hallucinate?

Be in a good state of mind, don?t be going through crazy shit like I was?you may unleash some demons that you don’t wanna meet.

Also, make sure that you?re with friends that will take care of you if you have a bad trip. Nothing worse than someone trying to fuck up your high or worse?

Trying to fuck with you while you?re high. Those are not good friends, or even friends at all really.

Well, this is another true story from Uncle Phil.

Please comment below if you found it amusing, or heck post your own crazy drug story.

~ Uncle Phil