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Seriously Annoying Emails!

Shut the hell up

Seriously Annoying Emails!

Lol. So I sent that email to my subscribers last night. One guy wrote this back to me and I found it HILARIOUS. In essence (ooh I feel important now), he’s telling me to shut down my business because ONE person didn’t like that I put up an “I’ve got shit for sale sign in his inbox”. Well not literally, but I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t be a little curious if I saw that sign on a window somewhere… Moving on.

Douchebaggius Maximus

I cut the guy’s named off because I want to respect his anonymity, we’ll just give him a Greek name of “Douchebaggius Maximus“. “Get to the point gorgeous”?you say. Look, alls I’m saying here is that you can’t worry about stuff like this. Let’s say you put?a blog post, an email or a Facebook post out where you’re pitching something you whole-heartedly believe in. If you start catering to that ONE person that didn’t like it for whatever reason, but felt compelled to give a stupid ass 8 year old reply…well then you’re doomed. My advice is just ask them to elaborate. I did this and got NO response of course because he just wants to be a negative Nancy, Nelly or whatever the fuck the name is ๐Ÿ™‚ Take whatever they say into consideration if they do answer though. However, if they come back with something completely?idiotic, you can then ask them something like: “So you’re asking me to quit my business because you don’t know how or want to unsubscribe after getting all these annoying emails? Of course this is all optional lol. Just unsubscribe them manually, if you wish. I just had to share this with you?because I found it funny and it inspired me to tell you to run your business your way and ignore the idiot trolls along the way that go out of their way to look…well idiotic.

My Response

By the way, here’s what I told him after manually unsubscribing him from my list: My Reply To Douchebaggius Maximus Just a quick tip from your friend and soon to be lover, -Philly Bear P.S. Leave me a comment with the idiotic emails you’ve gotten ?from subscribers. We’ll have a gas ๐Ÿ˜› P.P.S. Do people still say that shit? What does that even mean, seriously…

Money Loves Speed

Money Loves Speed

Money Loves Speed

I hear horror stories all the time of people who get stuck on a project and never get it completed.
Some try to tackle things which are just too hard to do (been there, done that). They lose interest and come up with every excuse in the book not to complete _______. Some get frustrated, get sidetracked, get distracted… Some even try to get everything perfect before they put it online and it never gets finished (GUILTY…). Remember: Something good and finished always beats perfect and unfinished. And if you never get anything finished, you will never get to zee money. Period. It’s so depressing hearing stories of people stuck in situations like this and just can’t move forward. I don’t want this to happen to you. Don’t get stuck in a rut, don’t get distracted, don’t get involved with something really complex and is going to take you a long time to finish, focus on something that will get you acting QUICK. Just do something quick that could potentially be online today and start making yourself money right away. There’s a kick-butt little method I’ve come across, it’s funny… >>I got review access to it…BUT still bought it anyways just to get the bonus, it’s that good ๐Ÿ˜‰ You don’t have time to come up with excuses, JUST implement this.
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In fact, you could have this?live and online so it can start bringing you those elusive affiliate commissions you so desperately seek quicker than what you’ve been doing. So no more excuses. Godspeed. Get it live today. -Phil

It’s All You Need: My Honest Review

It’s All You Need: My Honest Review

Today I?m doing a fun lil? review of Lee Murray?s It?s All You Need. SPOILER ALERT: ?That thing is good ๐Ÿ˜‰ This lil? money making strategy (or better yet, strategies) is a ?choose your own adventure? type of digital product that?s ALL about email marketing. I think I?m the first person to ever say this: ?El dinero, esta en la lista?. Boom ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ok, so where were we? Ah yes… So, there are 3 different ways to get to the Land o? Cashola and basically…you?re Chuck-friggin?-Norris on a long-haired white horse heading towards the promised land and you?re slaying the ?Shiny Object Syndrome? dragons along the way. ? Man oh man, how they love that shiny Internet Marketing gold! Chuck Norris Them dragons don?t stand a chance! Moving on. Look, I?ll tell you some of the things that might be a con here for some people first. It seems like it?s always Pros first no? Well as my long lost cousin 2 Chainz says ?I?m different…I?m different? bahaha I actually love that song/rap or whatever you wanna call it.


First of all, I?m a 34-year-old dude that cusses like a sailor and Lee?s writing style just works because…well I?m just a bro at heart. I?m not a jock or anything like that, but what I?m saying is I?m thick-skinned and…well sticks and stones people, I don?t get too offended by Les petite mots. However, I realize that I?m not of this world and there is some people out there that ARE offended by such things?.so much so that they can?t really follow along with a course like this. Hey, I?m not judging I?m just saying that if a wee bit o? cussing bothers you, well this email marketing course/guide/whatever is NOT for you. Also, this is an eBook so if you?re NOT a reader and you don?t have the money to get the first upsell (video version), then this isn?t for you. One last thing is that Lee doesn?t tell you how to do EVERYTHING step-by-step here people. If you think you can make money online WITHOUT putting even a little work into it well this won?t work for you. There is no push button kinda thingy going on here (or anywhere really).


Lee is (in Christopher Walken voice) HILARIOUS, he?s funny…a SILLY dude at heart. Hmm, I believe I?ve just created captioned imitations! His writing is just ?edu-taining? as sir Michael Cheney would put it. His content just makes you laugh out loud or at least chuckle to yourself saying ?I got that Lee… I got it?. Also, he speaks of things he?s actually done or is doing. That?s one thing I?ve noticed in this and prior courses from Lee, if he doesn?t know or isn?t practicing something he?ll just tell you that it exists and that you could still make money from it in theory, but he?s not actually practicing it. Not everyone will do this. I also friggin? LOVE the ?choose your own adventure? thing Lee?s got going in this course. You?ll see what I mean.


I absolutely LOVED It?s All You Need and I just want to shout it from the mountain tops. Ok, maybe that?s a bit much. In the spirit of all that is Chuck Norris, I give this product 2 fists up. 2 Fists Up2 Fists Up   Hmm…that could be taking a bit out of context I?ve just realized. Oh well. What I?m saying here folks is that if you?re an internet marketer AND you want to make a consistent income online rather than just affiliate commissions here and there, then you should pick this up. All kidding aside, this is an excellent email marketing product that you?ll find very useful. I liked It’s All You Need so much that I made this video where I’m talking about how I’m going to share ANY profits I make from the affiliate contest with EVERYONE that buys through me. On top of ?this, ?I?m gonna throw in a couple of bonuses that are SPECIFIC to the product, no PLR crap from the 1800?s. Here’s a little video where I’m talking about them:   Click the button below to learn more. Go Here Button Remember to send me an email to with a copy of your receipt so I can give you access to your bonuses and so we can share the prize money if I win or place in the affiliate contest! ALWAYS fell free to leave me a comment letting me know what you think or to just shoot this shiz ๐Ÿ˜‰ -Phil

Commission Black Ops Review

Commission Black Ops [REVIEW]

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Today I’ve got a little review of Michael Cheney’s Commission Black Ops.

“What the heck is Commission Black Ops Phil?” I’m glad you asked my young Padawan learner ๐Ÿ˜‰ This product is all about?affiliate marketing, where Michael Cheney shows you his $39,041.46 in commissions per month method.

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Yeah, that’s a pretty bold claim and you will notice that Michael Cheney doesn’t screw around. Now you may think that the dude is full of shit, that he’s all hype, but let me show you what other people thought about this Commission Black Ops launch:

Commission Black Ops Stats
4,000 sales ain’t too shabby son. I’d say he knows what the hell he’s talking about. Of course, a nice little screen shot of his income earnings can’t hurt can it?

Commission Black Ops Income Proof
I rather like the Call of Duty Black Ops theme for this product, being a gamer and internet marketer myself. I think a themed product is a pretty kick-ass way to stand out above other BORING launches.



First and foremost, Michael Cheney is “edu-taining”, a term?I rather like. A little?made up compound word derived from education and entertainment…shocker. Commission Black Ops is split up into 5 Modules that fall in line with the Call of Duty-ish theme:
  1. Mission De-brief
  2. Select Your Target
  3. Locate the Golden Drop Zone
  4. Choose Your Weapons
  5. Fire At Will!

Easy Way To Make Cool Headlines

Michael has a cool British dude voice and his headlines are AWESOME. He seems to have a way with words and it just makes sense that he knows how to make headlines that attract attention. He’s a got a sneaky little way on how you can create your own ?cool, catchy headlines that get clicks. The best part is that you can use these headlines just about anywhere (blog, video, social media, etc.). They DEFINITELY get attention.

Multi-Media Training

Commission Black Ops Multi-Media Michael has video, audio & PDF versions of his training, which I like.? I go walking (and sometimes running) and love to be able to listen to nerdy training lol (don’t judge me). Also, I sometimes don’t have the patience to listen to a whole video or the audio, I’d rather just scan a page and only read what I need to know. Boom.

$10K/Month Webinar Training

Now, I won’t lie. Commission Black Ops?does NOT go real in-depth?on how to get traffic in the front end offer. It?does show you a really neat way to use Facebook to get traffic even if you’re a ?newbie without a list.? Also, I must add that this webinar is a big pitch for iPro, a high-end product from Dean Holland which is WAY out of my price range (probably yours too, for the most part). However, I do think Michael’s Facebook training here explains something that is massively overlooked by a lot of people using Facebook to market their business.


?Intro Video

I don’t know about you, but this shit drives me B-A-N-A-N-A-S! I?just don’t get why vendors put intro videos that you CAN’T fast forward in front of every module (I don’t care so much about outro videos at the end because I just go on to the next video). I get it, you want to brand your stuff and it’s only like 15 seconds but geez…why not just use this on the first damn video or at least make it easy to skip?! Ok, I’m stepping off of my soapbox lol.

Not Much Technical Training

Like I mentioned before, Commission Black Ops lacks a lot of technical training. I think this is the weakest point in the product.?


I think Commission Black Ops is a very good product, but I’m not entirely sure that it’s for the?complete wet behind the ears newbie?with the front end training itself. However, I will say that the training in the $10K per month webinar does make up for this a bit. I think this product is definitely worth picking up, right now it’s priced at $19.95 and I think that Michael’s product is a bit evergreen since it’s based around some pretty easy and fun ways on?how to promote other peoples’ products.

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The Super Product Formula Review

UPDATE: The Super Product Formula is no longer available ๐Ÿ™

The Super Product Formula Review

(Click on the video above if you want to get an over-the-shoulder type of review) The Super Product Formula by Alex Jeffreys hit the digital shelves on August 19, 2015, and it?s racked up over 2,000 sales (just on the front end) on JVZoo. This review will tell you what I think are the pros and cons as I?ve personally bought this and am currently in the digital product creation process. You be the judge on whether The Super Product Formula is for you. All I can tell you is what my experience has been so far and what I?m doing with the information provided.


The Super Product Formula can be boiled down to a cycle of 6 steps:
  1. Niche Selection
  2. Product Creation
  3. Sales Material
  4. Automation
  5. Traffic
  6. Email Marketing
Basically, you can create a digital product by either interviewing an expert, becoming or partnering up with an expert and maybe splitting the profits. Whatever it takes to?make the product. As long as you can ask the questions in the interviews that Alex Jeffreys tells you to ask, you?re golden.



Facebook Group

facebook-793048_1280 You can join Alex Jeffreys’ Facebook group and network with other like-minded individuals who can help review your product, create testimonials, and you can get free copies of stuff that will hit the digital shelves later.?

Multiple Media Options

Multi Media First of all, Alex Jeffreys has close to 90 minutes of training that you can go over in either video, audio, or in PDF. You can download any or all of these files so you can watch the video without an Internet connection, listen to the audio version in your car (or working out), or if you?re a reader like me, you can go directly to what you want to read in the PDF. Alex goes through the training step-by-step and shows you mind maps he?s created on Mindmeister (free online tool, check it out) and explain each step thoroughly.

Fill In The Blank Templates

writing-880007_1280 After you watch, hear, or read The Super Product Formula?s main training Alex has provided the following downloadable templates:

The 60-Minute Sales Letter Template

This includes what kind of copy you need in order to create a sales letter that…well sells. You?ll see that it is stuff that he includes in his own sales letters.

The Super Product Checklist?

A simple list on what?s the next step.

Interview Getting Email Swipe

You?re going to be interviewing experts so here?s a simple email you can send that is not too pushy (although I didn?t need to use this with my product just to be honest).

Interview Template?

How the interview will go along with the questions you can tweak to your specific niche to ask the expert.?

How To Create An Impactful Interview

Additional questions that will help you overcome any vague or maybe short answers by your expert.


favorite-153144_1280 On top of the main training and fill in the blank templates, Alex has included the following bonuses in The Super Product Formula:

Alex?s ?Black Book? Resources Guide

?Basically what resources & tools he personally uses when creating a product.

The Lazy Man?s Outsourcing Guide?

Here you have links to how you can outsource the whole thing. You can even outsource the interview itself?although I wouldn?t recommend this because I think you should brand yourself and get comfortable on camera.

Copy and Profit Email Swipe

Emails you send to the list you have built by creating your product.

Two Step Affiliate-Getting Email Swipe

Alex teaches you how to get affiliates to do the selling for you and gives you the exact email to send and when to send it.

More Unannounced Bonuses

favorite-153144_1280favorite-153144_1280     Don?t worry I?m announcing them so you know EXACTLY what you?re getting.

Free Hosting

?Here you get a 1-month coupon code for JVZoo Hosting.

The Five Pillars of Instant Internet Success

A link to Alex?s free 4 part video series where you can apply for his ?Inner Circle? if you want to supercharge making money online, but it will cost you. I don?t know the price because I?m not in his Inner Circle and haven?t really looked into it for myself…yet lol.

Alex?s 3 Part Ebooks

You also get these 3 books as well:
  1. Guru?s Dream
  2. Newbie?s Nightmare
  3. Guru?s Nightmare
I?m about halfway through?the 3rd book right now and can say that they?re pretty awesome. They?re not stuffed with affiliate links, although there is a link at the bottom of them for some free coaching he was offering at the time they came out. There?s very informative stuff in these books (these books are longer than usual), READ THEM IF YOU DECIDE TO BUY.


One big training module

The biggest con for me is that the main training is all in one roughly 90-minute video. I like it much, much better when the training is split up into multiple modules. I think that makes it easier to follow than just watching the main training and taking notes, but that?s me. If this is a deal breaker I recommend you look for another product.

Upsells and Downsells

Here are the OTOs (One Time Offers) you will come across:
  • $47 Membership Coachingx
  • $27 The Ultimate Bundlex
I actually bought these and they?re pretty darn good, but I will say that the audio is a little crappy at times and some of the information is very similar in all honesty.

Bad Grammar

I will say that there is a bit of bad grammar in the Super Product Formula. Alex is a guy that was not meant for school and he does not hide that, he?s dyslexic and not a very good speller. If this is a deal breaker I repeat, this is not the product for you.


I did notice that some of the interview questions get a little repetitive when you actually do your interviews. I?d say it?s best to tweak them a bit so you don?t come off as super redundant to correct this.


Well, here we are… I hate goodbyes! Hahaha! I love that movie. It really got me through some tough times… Moving on. Ok so where were we?? Ah yes, my Super Product Formula Review conclusion (duh silly buns). Hehe, I?m easily amused. How about you? Seriously though, the Super Product Formula has been the quickest action I?ve taken on any product I?ve bought or just downloaded for free. I STRONGLY recommend it (I?m not doing that I give it 7/10 stars or whatever, that?s not my style either I like it or not). If you follow the formula to the tee you will be able to:
  • Create your own product
  • Learn how to do interviews and get comfortable on camera
  • Network with people you didn?t think you could network with
  • Make money with the email list you build?
Boom. I have included a few affiliate links above where I will make a commission. ?If you buy through me I also have a little bonus in there too that will help with the interview process. This comes at no extra cost to you. If you don?t trust me enough to buy through me, that?s fine. I STILL RECOMMEND buying the Super Product Formula. Here is the Non-Affiliated Link to buy this: I hope my Super Product Formula Review has been helpful. Right now it?s priced at $17, it?s not my product so I don?t know if it will stay at that price or go up someday. It did go up from when I first bought it on a dime sale (which means the price goes up with every purchase from launch date). That?s it guys, have a great day. I will depart with this great quote: [dropshadowbox align=”center” effect=”lifted-both” width=”300px” height=”” background_color=”#ffffff” border_width=”1″ border_color=”#dddddd” ]?But until a person can say deeply and honestly, ?I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday,? that person cannot say, ?I choose otherwise.? ??Stephen R. Covey[/dropshadowbox] Later Gators. -Phil