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Phillip Lopez: The Boy Who Lived

Phillip Lopez: The Boy Who Lived

Phillip Lopez: The Boy Who Lived

All I remember is waking up in the hospital…

I had these suction cup thingies near my nips hee hee.

The T.V. was on. There was another little boy in the bed hospital bed next to me.

We acknowledged each other and started watching cartoons together and laughing.

Funny how you can feel like any other kid is your new best friend when you’re a child.

I was confused as to why I was there, but then…I really couldn’t give two shits when they brought ice cream into the room.

The details are fuzzy as this was roughly 26 years ago.

My brothers and sisters filled in the missing gaps when they came back into the room when I was awake and coherent. Apparently, I’d been hit by a van. I didn’t remember shit since I was knocked out cold.

Hee hee, my siblings swear that I flew 20 feet or some shit like that.

God I hope that’s true. Pretty awesome.

You see, we lived near a high school, 2nd to last house from the main road that leads to North Side High School. This dude rounded the corner as my Grandma was walking us to school and I was lagging behind lost in my 8-year old boy thoughts.

I don’t know who told me or insinuated this…

But my belief is that the man who hit me with the van was a little distracted by the High School girls going to school.

And THAT’S what led to me doing my best Superman impression for a very short while followed by an involuntary “planking” into the cement.

I even remember the dude visiting me and saying he was gonna pay for any bills and whatnot.


That dude disappeared faster than a hippie during the draft back in 69′ (I had to look that up to be honest hee hee).

So here was the damage:

  • Chipped tooth
  • Black eye
  • Scar tissue on my lip for life
  • 1 Night at McCools, oops I mean 1 night in the hospital


No broken bones.

No death.

Just a really f**king cool story to tell every other 8-year old when I got back to school and the scars to boot.

Phillip Lopez: The Boy Who Really Lived bahahahahaha


Moral of the story

Be grateful guys.

Not everyone escapes death, paralysis etc.

I’m grateful for every day on this Earth, even if I get a little pissy at times lol.

Stop complaining about the trivial shit my friend. If you can walk, talk, heck f**king breathe normally…


Less complaining, more do-something-about-it.

That is all.

Please like, comment &  share this if you found it amusing an any way.

~ Uncle Phil

How To Overcome Shiny Object Syndrome

How To Overcome Shiny Object Syndrome

Ahh…the dreaded Shiny Object Syndrome.

What a beeatch eh?

Everyone has had it in the past (I’m about 99.999999…% sure of this) or they still have it (I know I do from time to time who am I kitten?).

But what drives it?

You don?t WANT to buy over and over and over again.

But you do.

It’s like these guys know what they’re doing with their sexy sales pages, pain points, etc. lol.

Here’s what I think/KNOW is going on (from personal experience & observation):

You lack a clear plan or a purpose young Skywalker.

AND your body/mind need one in order to operate most successfully.

So when you don?t have one, and your body/mind need one…

Then it looks for the first thing you can do that makes you feel productive.

That may come in the form of checking your email often, spending copious amounts of time on Facebook being unproductive, OR of course…buying up a new shiny object.

A few examples that will hit close to home


Think about it.

This is kinda like when a retired person wakes up with nothing to do.

Maybe he watches a couple o’ hours of news, heads over to to his local diner/pub/whatever and gives his “views on the news” with the locals for the next few hours. It makes him feel like he’s important and like he’s been productive in some way.

One more example is perhaps when you know someone who doesn’t have a job (or you may have been/currently are this person, I’ll admit that I have in the past) and then spends…Oh I don’t know, maybe 30-45 minutes per day “hunting” for a job so they can say that they really tried hard and that hey…“Nobody’s hiring!”.

This reminds me of a saying in Spanish that goes:

“Estan buscando jale pidiendole a Dios no encontrar.”

Translation: “They’re looking for work begging God to NOT find any.”

Sound familiar?

This is pretty much a self-preservation kinda thing.

You see it’s hard for people to admit that they currently suck (put that one on a quilt hee hee), and maybe they’re really looking to coast for a bit and don’t wanna admit that.

I could ramble on and on about this, but you’re a smart cookie…methinks you gets the point.

Your 3-step plan to destroy Shiny Object syndrome


So let’s get back to you, les entrepreneur extraordinaire.

You NEED to feel validated in your work holmes, but if you lack a plan/purpose…then you’ll fall back into checking your email, or Facebook, and buying up every digital product up under the Tuscan sun.

Or something like that.

So without further adios, here are the steps I think you can take to murder the shit out of your Shiny Object Syndrome:

  1. Create a kick-ass, rock-solid/redundant plan of the shit you want to get done in the next month or better yet YEAR.
  2. Get out a paper & pen and physically write out your kick-ass, rock-solid plan so you can achieve dat shit.
  3. ESTO ES MUY IMPORTANTE BATMAN: Make sure to absolutely, positively, oh my god I can’t believe it’s not butter (sorry I got lost there for a second) NOT work on ANYTHING else before your daily work is DONE SON! That means you do NOT open email, get on Facebook, or buy a damned thing until that shit is done.

I’m sorry for virtually yelling, but I had to get my point across and I just drank a Diet Coke so things are getting a lil’ crazy here in the Lopez household.

This…makes sense right?

In fact, you’re probably thinking to yourself something like: “Man, this SEEMS like common sense, and boy is that Phil smart/handsome!”

Right-e-o on both accounts my dear Watson.

You see, you’ll start feeling validated once you get this shit done for the day and you won’t even feel the NEED to open up your email, Facebook, and maybe…the urge to buy new shiny objects will lessen (I’ll admit that I still get my urges, I wanted to buy something last night because of scarcity and the fact that I can probably make some quick moolah with it).

Next, you’re gonna only be using email (get this…) when you ACTUALLY need to use it. The same goes for Facebook, you only get on there when you ACTUALLY need to connect with people, and you ONLY buy something new when you ACTUALLY need to or the software/training will exponentially help automate a part of your business so you can have more time, save Mary Jane, take the gun leave the cannoli, and save 15% on your car insurance!!

Damn, got lost again but I think you catch my drift 🙂

DON’T buy shit that says something like “You NEED to buy this OR you will fail.”

That’s utter and complete horse poop, STOP being scared into buying stuff!

Now the plan of attack is to just simply execute your rock-solid plan every stinkin’ day, and all the other crap won’t seem as important as it was before because you’ll be too damn busy being super freakin’ productive.

Self-discipline? Nah try this instead.


Think about it.

It’s kinda like when you watch a TV show at a certain time, let’s say 5:30pm (I used to watch Jeopardy with my pops & siblings and we’d battle at who could get the most answers right…NERDS!).

These people (I mean WE) are addicted.

So what’s easier?

Learning the art of self-discipline OR just filling that schedule up with something else?

You know the answer Daniel-San.

Same thing goes for your business playa.

Bet ya just went from “Aha…” to “Oh sheeeeeat! Phil’s droppin’ some knowledge bombs!”

I want to thank you for joining me here today.

And hey, if you’d like some more knowledge bombs, make sure and pick up my free training Zero To Hero In 30 Days below.


-Philly Pants

50 Ways To Fail Online






Don?t network at all.


Use email swipes EVERY TIME.


Ignore video marketing.


Don?t build a list.


ONLY be in it for the money.


Check your email often.


Read 50,000 books without implementing shit.


Don?t niche it down.


Drop your affiliate links into a Facebook group as soon as you get in.


Forget about value, focus on just quantity.



Copywriting is overrated, just do good enough.


Don?t ask questions.


Ignore your EXISTING customers.


Trust is overrated, start sending people to offers whether you?ve built up trust with them or not.



Ignore Facebook marketing, people are only there to make friends.


The money is NOT in the list, so don?t worry about building one.


SEO is the most important thing in the world.


Social media marketing is just a ?fad?.


Investing is optional, only invest in FREE methods.


Buy products, implement just a little. If it doesn?t work, buy something else related. Then rinse & repeat.


Don?t show your face.


Use robotic voices in your sales letters.


Reciprocate offers blindly, besides...they did you a favor right?


Cater to every one of your customer?s needs.


Don?t worry about having a good headline.


Focus on perfection before launching a product.


Don?t launch products, just focus on affiliate marketing.


$7 WSOs are the only way to go.


Jv Zoo, Warrior Plus, and Click Bank are the only way to go.


Keep all of your money in your PayPal account.


Don?t get a coach.


Get a coach but don?t do your homework on them.


Don?t create everyday.


Don?t focus on public speaking.


ONLY use solo ads to build your list.


Learn linearly, not holistically.


Good grammerr is overated.


Good grammar is EVERYTHING.


Join 3,000 FB groups.


Friend everyone that friends you on FB.


Let anyone into your Facebook group.


Don?t re-purpose information you?ve already created.


Don?t update existing products to make them better.


Don?t create assets as often as you can.


Spam JV Facebook groups whenever you launch. People LOVE this.


Don?t workout , body & mind connection? Give me a f**kin? break!


Get into Facebook wars with people, they?re productive.


You have to be everywhere, ignore what?s working the best.


You only have to be in one place. Make sure and put all your internet marketing eggs in that basket. What could possibly change?


Ignore your significant other, this is much more IMPORTANT.



Never over-deliver, you don't wanna set the bar too high.



Don't use humor.



Don't use irony.



Don't use scarcity.



Don't mix it up, make sure people know what they'll get EVERY TIME.



Mix it up and confuse the sh*t out of your leads & customers.



Don't add to this list, it's stupid.



DON'T take this with a grain of salt, this is SUPER cereal.



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Stretching your idea muscle

Stretching Your Idea Muscle

Man…I was just rereading what’s arguably my favorite blog post EVER by James Altucher.

It’s called The Ultimate Guide for Becoming an Idea Machine and it’s an A to S guide on how he does this (I’m completely serious lol). The thing is that we tell ourselves that we want something, but we’re just NOT fed up enough to do something about it. Reminds me of a video I referenced in this guest blog post I did where I was talking about how to kill your inner wantrepreneur.

To quickly summarize: It’s a scene in the movie Fight Club where Brad Pitt puts a gun to a store clerk’s head and pretty much tells him that if he doesn’t follow his dreams…

Well, he’ll come back and waste the f**cker. Here’s the scene if you didn’t click that link up there:

You’re too damn comfortable

I can tell you right now that if you still haven’t started doing what you say you wanna do… Then it’s because you’re not out of your comfort zone.

Why do you think you hear about rags to riches stories? A few examples:

  • Being homeless
  • Not being able to get any ass (guy or gal lol)
  • Being in debt up to your eyeballs
  • Coming up to a decade or X amount of time at a job you detest
  • Working with people that drive you nuts

And just to add a lil’ illustration….eventually these people were like:

I thinks you gets the points.

Another angle

So I remember being in college (better yet taking online college classes lol). I’d procrastinate like I’d never procrastinated before.

Deadline looming right?

But then Netflix beckons you and then it’s like…

“Jeepers Phil, are you STALKING me?!”  You utter.

Who the heck says jeepers…anyhoo, the answer is no not yet because I don’t have your address.

Just stay on this blog post for 10 more seconds and I can triangulate on your location 🙂

Then it’s this hee hee:

Oops, I mean “What’s stalking?”

Sorry, I got sidetracked.

El point-o is that well come deadline day, guess who hasn’t done shit? This guy right here…GULP!

But you know what?

When I had no other choice but to friggin’ do it…

I was more focused on my time and judged my work less.

See the reason I wasn’t able to meet the deadline is because I would start doing my assignments/discussions or whatever the crap earlier in the week…but then I’d get into a perfectionist mindset and that went nowhere except Netflixville lol.


Sometimes stress can help.

Ok, so it looks like I’ve Tarantino-ed this post lol.

Let’s get back to stretching you idea muscle.


I know that a lot of you won’t be reading that long blog post by Se?or Altucher so I’m gonna give you the TL/DR or better yet the Cliff’s Notes version.

Hee hee, even more better-er yet Phil’s Notes.

Maybe that can be a phrase now bahaha.

“Let me Phil’s Notes that for ya.”

In other words, I’ll read it and find an amusing yet vile way to present it to you.


Anyhoo, where were we?

Ah yes, the Phil’s Notes/TL/DR version of how to stretch your idea muscle.

So the thing is coming up with 10 ideas per day.

“Why 10 Phil?”. You ask.

The number is really just arbitrary, it can be 20, or a 100.

But people love the number 10 so it’s a good place to start because 20 or 100 can be pretty daunting.

Something to think about: If you can come up with 10 ideas every day for the next year (or just in one day or week really), then you’re bound to come up with at least 1 good one right?

It doesn’t have to be something business-related.

In fact, it can be ridiculous.

The important thing is just stretching that idea muscle so often that coming up with ideas becomes second nature to you.

So come up with business ideas…

For you.

For McDonald’s.

For Uber or Lyft.

For a phone sex line lol.

It doesn’t matter, have fun with this!  

Coming from a place of abundance

There’s one major thing in James’ blog post that really struck a chord with me.

It’s where he talks about giving ideas away for free.

Stay away from thinking that you need to charge people for additional ideas.

This is so damn good I have to quote directly:

When you come up with ideas for someone else, always give ALL the ideas away for free if you think they are good ideas (remember: six months). I read recently one person said to give HALF of your ideas away for free and make them pay for the other half. This is very bad. This guarantees you will only come up with bad ideas. Because you will hoard your ideas. You will develop a SCARCITY COMPLEX around your ideas. Ideas are infinite. But once you define your capacity of good ideas (?half?) then they instantly become finite for you. Not for anyone else. But just for you, your ideas will be finite. If you stick to an abundance mentality, and be grateful for the ideas that are flowing through you, then they will be infinite. Where they come from, nobody knows. But they will be infinite and lucrative for you. So give ideas for free, and then when you meet, give more ideas. And if someone wants to pay you and your gut feels this is a good fit, then give even more ideas. ~ James Altucher

Pretty freakin’ cool right?

Eventually, people may pay you for being an idea machine.

Waiter’s pads

Oh, so I also want to tell you about these waiter’s pads James mentions.

They’re easy to jot ideas down on and they fit right in your back pocket. Now I haven’t bought these myself, I’ve had little notebooks that I’ve used before.

I think this is great because I’ve been finding that I value ideas I write down MORE than ideas I just type.

Use either one, but the thing is just making these lists of ideas.


So we’ve come to the end of this lil’ blog post of mine.

To recap quickly, here are a couple o’ things that will help you stretch your idea muscle:

  • Maybe you’re like the guy in that Fight Club scene and it’ll take something drastic to change your life. Simple, just hire someone to threaten you, boom 🙂
  • Like me you may need a deadline, maybe this stress can be beneficial…it’s crazy, but not that crazy.
  • Come up with 10 ideas per day, don’t judge yourself too much. You may find a diamond in the rough.
  • Use waiter’s pads or something else that fits in your pocket so you can write down ideas on the go.

I really hope this helps.

Coming up with ideas often will eventually lead to you becoming somewhat of an expert, even if it’s just at coming up with ideas lol.

So just to help out, here are 10 ideas on how to get your first sale online if you’ve never made one before. Some will suck, some will not:  

  1. Become an affiliate of a product you already own and make 3 Facebook live videos in one day where you talk about how this product benefits them. Tell people that if they buy through you and help you make your first sale, that you’ll do a lip-biting dance and send it to them.
  2. Make a quick list (use Google Docs and then export it as a PDF). Make it a list of 20-50 things you’ve learned about something. Don’t even worry about setting it up on Warrior Plus or anything like that, just tell people to PayPal you $5 to buy it and you can use Google Docs or Drop Box to deliver it.
  3. Use an app called Busker. You can download it for free on Android or IOS and people can send you money directly in a video. Beforehand, tell people about the app (do your homework) and let them know that you’ve got big plans for Halloween, but you’re starting a beer drinking fund lol. Tell them to donate $3 and you’ll make a SnapChat video thanking them for buying you a beer/Zima or whatever you drink.
  4. Make an unlisted YouTube video where you’re showing people how to do something really darn cool that you know how to do. Again, tell people to pay you through PayPal and ($1-$5) on Facebook and give them the link when they pay. IDEA-CEPTION: for extra fake bonus points, make it a video where you’re going up to people asking them who their “Top Five” are (you know what I’m talking about).
  5. Tell people you’re gonna make a video where you ask a stranger anything, but you’re doing it for $5. Make sure it’s just about anything, don’t insult people or get arrested lol, make it funny.
  6. Record 10 videos on how to do something, step-by-step. Upload them to YouTube and tell people that if they want you to Skype them to talk them through the process, you charge $50 an hour. If they think that’s too much, say $30 for half an hour
  7. Get someone talented to make some kind of crochet-ed thing (is that the past tense?). Make a FB live video where you auction it off. This could be fun!
  8. Create a blog post. Turn it into a series of Tweets. Sell it for $10 for someone in that niche, they now have a blog post and Tweets to promote it!
  9. Create an online event on Facebook. Make it a Facebook live video where you’re showing people how to cook something you’re good at cooking. Charge $1 a head, you can even set up tickets on Event Brite!
  10. Create a blog post where you make a list of 10 ideas people can use to make their first dollar online. Then offer a 1 hour Skype call where you help them make their first dollar online. Charge them X amount of dollars for 1 hour, 30 minutes, 15 minutes. 

Why not?

I truly hope you got something out of this blog post.

If you did, just shoot me a comment below.

I’ve also got a cool Facebook group here with some awesome peeps.

Thanks for reading.

~ Uncle Phil

One Is Better Than Zero

One Is Better?Than Zero

Do you find that you’re comparing yourself to people that are MUCH more advanced than you? Me too Daniel-san, me too.? But as you see in the video above (one of my favorites) it’s not necessarily about how wide your audience is. Gary Vaynerchuk talks about how going?deeper?(hee hee that’s what she said, dear God I’m a child…) with your existing community?rather than just wider can be more beneficial in zee long run. Perhaps it’s because you think that you’re bigger than you actually?are. ? Sorry… But you ain’t James Dean playa and neither am I. I don’t even smoke so yeah lol. Man, I don’t know how many times I hear or see things like: “How do I get my first 100 subscribers?” “How do I get a bunch of traffic to my blog?” “How can I make $5,000 a month online?” Sound familiar? It’s funny that in a way, sometimes people are focusing on climbing fucking Mt. Everest without even having taken?the first step! Perhaps you should focus on that first no? It may be that you’re struggling to get more or any of the above, but my question to you is? What about your existing following? Do you have?ANY?followers at all? Have you gotten your first subscriber or customer? If not ?(excusez mon fran?ais)?but… I’d like you to kindly shut up f**k?up and focus on growing a following first! What? I said excuse me all fancy like lol.

A Virtual Fistful Of Tips

  Sales will come from building a following, it doesn’t matter what platform you use. I recommend you build an email list in the process, but if that sounds daunting right now then… I recommend you start building a following where there are?hungry buyers?BEFORE you’re even selling a damned thing, if you don’t know what you’re doing at all quite yet. This reminds of something?Russell Brunson says (I may be butchering this because I’m going by memory): [dropshadowbox align=”none” effect=”lifted-both” width=”350px” height=”” background_color=”#ffffff” border_width=”1″ border_color=”#dddddd” ]”Start digging your well before your thirsty.”[/dropshadowbox] Me personally I’ve used a business-orientated Facebook profile?and combining the power of FB groups and FB live videos. It’s just too damned easy to get started by doing this. Look, it may be that that (hmm that’s how I said this out loud lol) one connection?may become a customer. May even be for life. Perhaps you befriend someone that knows?WAY more than you do (and has a huge following) and they’ll promote your next product launch JUST?because they like what you’re doing online. This?way you don’t have don’t have to go spam every goddamn Facebook Jv group and beg people to promote your launch. Shit I know I’m not the only one annoyed by this, and frankly my dear I don’t give a damn. Sorry I got distracted lol. What I mean is that an organic following is more long-term than trying any of this fly-by-night kinda shit.

Adios Amigos

  I hope this helps you see that you should put out as much good information out there as possible so you can grow your audience and start networking or “digging your well before your thirsty”. Find people you want to model your business after. Start finding potential customers. Build a relationship with both because in the long run it’s gonna make you more money.? Look if you’re still struggling to get it going, I recommend you just start shutting everything off and focus on getting really good or good enough at ONE thing. If you’d like a little help with that I suggest you check out my Zero To Hero In 30 Days video series below this very post. Thank you for reading this lil ol’ blog post of mine. -Phil