Welcome to the ugliest blog post in the history of blog-dom.
Uncle Phil here and I?d like to show you 4 free tools that can help you make more sales.
So let?s do just that.
Now you may be asking yourself:
?Hey handsome…how the hell is something that speeds up HTML5 video gonna help me make more money??
Well first of all thank you sheesh.
B. Let?s say you have some training that you?re looking to implement OR you have some software that is gonna help you make some affiliate or vendor sales in some way.
I don’t have to tell you that the most precious friggin? commodity we have is our time (but I’m doing it anyways apparently).
This Google Chrome extension helps you speed videos up to 4X.
Now I know you can 2X YouTube videos…but maybe you just want 1.8 or something like that. With this tool you?re not limited to going up or down by increments of .5X 😉
I usually end up going between 2.5x – 3.0X depending on whether someone is a fast talker or if they?re the next coming of Ben Stein.
Let me tell you something.
I friggin? LOVE Loom.
And I love lamp (tee hee).
Now Loom is a Screen Capturing Tool that you can use to make a quick videos that you can either download and put wherever you want (YouTube, your own self-hosted videos platform, whatever).
OR you can wait the short amount of time it takes for the video to render (basically, there?s a small delay before the video is able to be seen then shared, but it?s usually like 10X faster than YouTube or Screencastomatic).
You can record JUST yourself or just your screen.
Oh and one last thing is that you can even add nice, sexy/clickable videos to your emails.
Just download it trust me!
Now this Google Chrome extension has gone through some different names and it will probably change in the future, but for now it?s da shit.
So this allows you to download Facebook videos with just one click.
BEFORE you start getting any bad ideas lol?
I want you to use this for YOUR own videos OR if you’re like me and see some good training video…
Download it with this and watch it later without the need of an internet connection.
Of course, you can download your own videos and repurpose them for YouTube, Vimeo or whatever other video platform you want to use.
There are other ways to do this but this is the best one that I found and you can do this really quickly.
Now this Google Chrome extension is specifically for YouTubers.
Basically this tool allows you to check out some really cool stats other video that are already performing well.
You’ll find out about keywords that your competition is using to rank, how many social media shares they have, what SEO tricks you can use to rank better and a couple other things.
I love this because I’m kind of an SEO idiot and I don’t have to think too much about what I need to do to rank my videos.
I have a few videos that are number one overall.
Check out this one video I have that has over 65,000 views.
Alright guys get ready to buy a timeshare.
Hee hee, just kitten.
Now the funny thing is that I’m mentioning a paid product and yes I will make money off of it if you buy it through me.
Listen if you’re already working on something and you seen some good results?
Or you?re laser-focused on making whatever it is?
Then just disregard this since it’s not for you.
However, maybe you’re one of these people that have been trying to get into this internet marketing game but you can’t afford all the bells and whistles that these ?gurus? or even mid-level marketers use?
Well then…I’m talking to you.
It?s a great way to break into the internet marketing realm with the sword of a thousand truths at your hand so you can slay the self-doubt, shiny object syndrome and whatever other distraction scorpions that come along your way.
Oh and they’ll be there trust me, I speak from first-hand experience.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this short but powerful list of tools that can help you make money online (and save time).
That’s all I have for you today…
Thank you so much for reading/scanning my post here 😉
~ Uncle Phil
“What does Marsellus Wallace look like?”
Some of you may remember this question from an EPIC scene in Pulp Fiction.
In it, Samuel L. Jackson is asking some dude that stole money from his mob boss what he thinks his boss looks like.?
?Does he (Marsellus Wallace) look like a bitch?? he asks soon to be dead guy.
The dude finally answers and says ?no” after being shot in the arm for saying ?what? one too many times.
Sam, or ?Jules” then asks ?Then why are you trying to fuck him like one?? before quoting his rendition of Ezekiel 25:17 to him and then popping a cap in his arse.
It?s funny how things relate to each other.?
I found a connection to the IM world, in specific to affiliate marketing and newbies.
When you?re first starting off with affiliate marketing, you can have a tendency of acting as if Marsellus Wallace DOES in fact…look like a bitch.
The Marcellus Wallace in this situation is your audience and trying to fuck them like a bitch can be things like:?
You are NOT Mrs. Mia Wallace my friend.
Slowly, but surely you will learn that even if you were to make money from this buffoonery, it will most likely NOT be something that can make you a consistent income from. Also, it?ll be really hard to keep friends in your niche if you don?t mend your ways.
What I?m saying folks, is don?t make Jules pay you a visit and kill your affiliate marketing dreams dead in their tracks.
Now there IS a better way kiddos.
My good friend and countryman Kam Jennings a.k.a. ?Zero Fatz? or “Kam Fatz? has a course coming out this Wednesday called ?Affiliate Rising?.
I?ve gone through it and may I say it’s the “Bee’s Knees” (I know, them’s is some high accolades).
My advice is that if you?re a newbie and you?re just not sure what to do next when it comes to your affiliate marketing efforts, but you do KNOW you want to promote other people?s products, well this is for you.?
Plain and simple.
Affiliate Rising will be coming out on May 25th at 2AM EST.
After you buy this through my link I?m splitting any of my affiliate contest earnings from this as well (I think that?s cool), the top prize is $200, $100 for 2nd and $50 for 3rd.
Also, I?ve got another bonus and that is a 20-minute Skype or Google Hangout call with me where we?ll talk about, well affiliate marketing, life, the universe and everything in between 😉
Here?s what you?ll need to do:
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