Seriously Annoying Emails!

Shut the hell up

Seriously Annoying Emails!

Lol. So I sent that email to my subscribers last night. One guy wrote this back to me and I found it HILARIOUS. In essence (ooh I feel important now), he’s telling me to shut down my business because ONE person didn’t like that I put up an “I’ve got shit for sale sign in his inbox”. Well not literally, but I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t be a little curious if I saw that sign on a window somewhere… Moving on.

Douchebaggius Maximus

I cut the guy’s named off because I want to respect his anonymity, we’ll just give him a Greek name of “Douchebaggius Maximus“. “Get to the point gorgeous”?you say. Look, alls I’m saying here is that you can’t worry about stuff like this. Let’s say you put?a blog post, an email or a Facebook post out where you’re pitching something you whole-heartedly believe in. If you start catering to that ONE person that didn’t like it for whatever reason, but felt compelled to give a stupid ass 8 year old reply…well then you’re doomed. My advice is just ask them to elaborate. I did this and got NO response of course because he just wants to be a negative Nancy, Nelly or whatever the fuck the name is ๐Ÿ™‚ Take whatever they say into consideration if they do answer though. However, if they come back with something completely?idiotic, you can then ask them something like: “So you’re asking me to quit my business because you don’t know how or want to unsubscribe after getting all these annoying emails? Of course this is all optional lol. Just unsubscribe them manually, if you wish. I just had to share this with you?because I found it funny and it inspired me to tell you to run your business your way and ignore the idiot trolls along the way that go out of their way to look…well idiotic.

My Response

By the way, here’s what I told him after manually unsubscribing him from my list: My Reply To Douchebaggius Maximus Just a quick tip from your friend and soon to be lover, -Philly Bear P.S. Leave me a comment with the idiotic emails you’ve gotten ?from subscribers. We’ll have a gas ๐Ÿ˜› P.P.S. Do people still say that shit? What does that even mean, seriously…

About the Author Phillip Lopez

Phil is from Texas and he likes internet marketing, long walks on the beach and making fun of people that play Pokemon Go. Just kidding, I'm just a silly goose/internet marketer that loves writing and doing what I love. Making friends and moolah along the way is a byproduct, but a damn good one.

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